Fun on the Web vol 4 Issue 29
Fun on the weekly web and other chuckles
Volume 4 Issue 29 July 25, 2005
What a wild weekend! First my car died on Friday (I think
it may just be the battery.) Saturday we had a storm that
had winds clocked at 80-85mph so it was pretty wild here.
Unfortunately that storm kept me from a family party and
it was not as bad there (50 miles east of here). Sunday I
think we hit 100 but between air-conditioning and going to
the lake we survived. Anyway I hope you all made it too.
What a great idea just in from Erin:
Following the London bombing, an English Ambulance
Service has launched an international "( ICE ) In Case of
Emergency campaign", as they have discovered that at
almost every accident scene there is a working mobile/
cell phone on the victim(s).The idea is that you store the
word " I C E " in your mobile/cell phone address book,
and enter the number of the person you would want to
be contacted "In Case of Emergency".
Then in an emergency situation ambulance, paramedic,
police and/or hospital staff will then be able to quickly
find out who your next of kin are and be able to contact
them. It's so simple that everyone can do it.
Please do it now. Please will you also email this to your
entire address book, it won't take too many 'forwards'
before everybody will know about this. It really could
save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For
more than one contact name ICE 1, ICE 2, ICE 3 etc.
From Erin more than you wanted to know about PETA
http://www.petakillsanimals.com/news.cfm
If you'd like to adopt a free cyberpet:
http://bunnyherolabs.com/adopt/
Did you ever wonder how news is presented elsewhere?
This site from Korea is in English. "OhmyNews began in
2000 carrying the banner 'every citizen is a reporter.' "
. . . "we began with 727 citizen reporters. Five years later
there are approximately 38,000 citizen reporters. "
http://english.ohmynews.com/english/eng_section.asp?article_class=3
The amazing true story of how a man cashed one of those
"junk" advertising checks and the uproar that the $95,000
deposit and subsequent withdrawal caused:
http://www.goodthink.com/$$tablecontents.html
Do you need to check out something from (or for) the
garden? Tips, terms, and forums are here:
http://www.gardenweb.com/
A foodie website: recipes, restaurants and cookbooks
with a twist, she just started Weight Watchers so the
emphasis should be on lighter fare:
http://spaces.msn.com/members/hcwatson/
Street photos from around Chicago taken with a cheapo
point and shoot camera by a man with questionable taste.
http://www.slats.org/
Same guy this time with found photos:
http://www.bighappyfunhouse.com/
More found photos:
http://www.flickr.com/groups/foundphotos/
http://www.renewal.org.au/object/photos/
http://www.moderna.org/lookatme/
Apparently this has become quite a hobby:
http://dir.yahoo.com/Recreation/Hobbies/Collecting/Found_Photos/
Speaking of found photos, I have been sorting out the
office (where a stack of picture boxes taller than I am
were stored when I moved in.) I am looking for a better
way to store, archive, and share these photos. Anyone
have any ideas? Otherwise I will work through this list:
http://freebies.about.com/cs/digphotostorage/
Free file storage up to 50MB
http://www.uploadhut.com/
Photo sharing, printing and enhancing (even add music
to your photo album) since 1998. You can even use it for
posting pics to eBay or Yahoo auctions.
http://www.picturetrail.com/
I bet you never checked out all the cool things Yahoo
has to offer. (Yes you can store photos here.)
http://docs.yahoo.com/docs/family/more/
Yep you guessed it. They have quizzes:
http://quizilla.com/
Great Blues links site:
http://www.blueslinks.nl/home.php
Cool blues wear and other bluesy stuff:
http://www.cafepress.com/blueswearetc/192497
And finally if you thought YOU had a bad vacation try
reading some of these. It will help put things in perspective.
http://www.badvacations.com/
On to the chuckles:
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I did not lose my marbles, I sold them on E-Bay.
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My Definition of House Cleaning:
Turning the keyboard over and shaking out the crumbs.
Spitting on my finger to get a speck off my monitor.
Running disk cleanup.
Running scan disk.
Running defrag.
Running regclean.
Last but not least deleting email permanently from my
hard drive.
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Life's Crazy Rules
* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem
can be overcome given enough time and money.
Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.
* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband
to pick up five items at the store and then you add one
more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is
the last place you would expect to find it.
Corollary: It will not be in the last place you expect to find it.
* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important
you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to
increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.
* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything
except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you
always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something
else.
* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only
cross-references.
* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts
out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out
soft will harden when stale.
* Kenny's Law of Auto Repair: The part requiring the
most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in
the most inaccessible location.
* Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible
ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
Corollary - If there is only one way to spell a name, you will
spell it wrong anyway.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat
on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom
of the grocery bag.
* Yeager's Law: Washing machines break down only during
the wash cycle.
Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off.
* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late,
you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will
meet the boss in the parking lot.
* Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the most will
be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.
* Loftus' Law: Some people manage by the book, even
though they don't know who wrote the book or even
which book it is.
* Lovka's Dilemma: You never get away, you only get
someplace else.
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"This new "Star Wars" is supposed to be quite good.
It finally explains the transformation of how Anakin
Skywalker went from being a young white boy to
James Earl Jones." ~~ Jay Leno
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Popular Sayings, modified by the Internet
- Home is where you hang your @
- The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
- A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
- You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
- Great groups from little icons grow.
- Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
- C: is the root of all directories.
- Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
- Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
- The modem is the message.
- Too many clicks spoil the browse.
- The geek shall inherit the earth.
- A chat has nine lives.
- Don't byte off more than you can view.
- Fax is stranger than fiction.
- What boots up must come down.
- Windows will never cease.
- In Gates we trust.
- Virtual reality is its own reward.
- Modulation in all things.
- A user and his leisure time are soon parted.
- Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach
him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
- There's no place like http://www.home.com
- Know what to expect before you connect.
- Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we
practice.
- Speed thrills.
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"Have you ever noticed the escalator handrail and the
thing you are standing on don't move at the same speed?"
~~ George Carlin
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"Dogs lead a nice life. You never see a dog with a wrist
watch." ~~ George Carlin
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Trivia
Mary Queen of Scots was the first female know to play golf.
Arizona, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, and
American Samoa do not observe Daylight Savings Time.
While it is acceptable to say "Congratulations" to the groom
to the bride it is proper to say "Best Wishes".
The original price for an Apple I computer was $666.66
Silly Putty was used to help fasten down tools on Apollo 8.
While tea contains more caffeine per pound than coffee. A
cup of brewed black tea has half the caffeine of a brewed
cup of coffee. Other types of tea have less.
Green tea has less caffeine than cola or chocolate.
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Huge site of amusing virus names like
"DISNEY VIRUS - Everything in the computer goes Goofy."
or
"Congressional Virus v 3.0 - Overdraws your disk space."
or
"Couch Potato Virus - Just sits there, eating chips all day. "
http://www.virushumor.com/
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Thoughts to Ponder
Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in
the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
Can a unborn baby fart or burp?
If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but
then dies before he can run around the bases, does the
home run count?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then
why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
Why don't they make Root Beer flavored ice cream?
Wouldn't it be better than root beer floats?
Why is there never a full English dinner or tea but there
is always a full English breakfast?
What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it
up with a question?
Is it possible to be allergic to water?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in
court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing
but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Why do cats like to dig their paws into something before
they lay down on it?
If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that
amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the
bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many
books?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower
and nothing else does?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to
play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a
package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?
How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't
turn your skin that color?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
What's a question with no answer called?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
When a store has double doors why do they only let you
use one of them?
If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half,
would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?"
What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for
a hand?"
Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested
because they look just like the criminal they are playing?
Do bald people get dandruff?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than
three wishes for one of you wishes?
If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular
milk, would they taste chocolaty?
If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then
you died would someone you knew or a family member
have to pay the late fee?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted,
ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying
the criminal)?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they
keep peeing or stop?
How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since
they are just deep fried potatoes?
Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a
nude beach?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's
schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's
cute?
If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?
Why do bullies always ask "what’s your problem" when
they're obviously not going to solve it?
Do stairs go up or down?
When people say, "I’m so tired it's not even funny" or "my
head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even
be funny in the first place?
Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers
on calculators go up?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would
they have to change their name to Knockers?
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
Can you make a candle out of your earwax?
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the
leftovers from the people that got there first?
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to
replace it later?
Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment?
Since when are buttons cute?
Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same
time?
Are marbles made of marble?
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of
the cup?
If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way
there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come
from morons?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear
on the Bible?
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but
its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who
is she?
How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't
it realistically always colder than hell, since hell is sup-
posed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the
packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey
Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes
taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable
but not on regular television? Don't they want the people
without cable to buy the cable? "
Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters
in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the
words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in
'bloodsucking creatures’?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even
though water is clear??
Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your
urine is hotter when you use the restroom?
Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put "this side up" face down while
popping microwave popcorn?
Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the
piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?
How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered
silverware?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it
was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate
comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?
Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when
God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must
go forth before you go back?
Why does shaped macaroni taste better than the normal
kind?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is
brown?
Why can't you get a tan on your palms?
If your sick for one week and on one of those days they
had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make
up that day in June?
Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why
don’t they just bark in their face or something?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a
gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still
say it?
You know the expression, " Don't quit your day job?"
Well what do you say to people that work nights?
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"Sylvester Stallone is going to make "Rocky: 6"...I
believe in this one he's going to fight Angela Lansbury."
~~ Jay Leno
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OUR WEIRD LANGUAGE
* Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing grocers
don't groce and hammers don't ham?
* Why do some people use the expression 'Good Grief'?
What is a Bad Grief?
* Why is the plural of goose-geese and not the plural of
moose-meese?
* If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice why aren't
two houses hice?
* If the plural of mouse is mice, what is the plural of spouse?
* Why do we say something is awfully good? What exactly
do we mean by this?
* Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not
one amend?
* Can you have only one plural?
* Have you ever wondered why just one letter makes all the
difference between here and there?
* Can you be frequent infrequently?
* Why do people say 'This and That' as opposed to 'That
and This'?
* If the plural of octopus is octopi and platypus is platypi
what is the plural of schoolbus?
* Why is sphinges the plural of sphinx if there's only one?
* What's the difference between new and brand new?
* Why do North Americans fill a form out but the English
fill it in?
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Thanks to Amanda for this one:
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something"
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to
think long and hard before deciding how and when you will
pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary.
If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, just say
you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
Send this to the Men you know and want to help, or ........
to the Women you know for a laugh.
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Thanks to Erin for this one:
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist
she needs some cyanide.
The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need
cyanide?"
The lady then explained she needed it to poison her
husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have
mercy-- I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!
That's against the law! I'll lose my license, they'll throw
both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, I will not sell you any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture
of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well,
now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Thanks to Mike for these:
The couple had been debating the purchase of a new
vehicle for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted
a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through
traffic around town. He would probably have settled
on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to
like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to
200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up.
You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom
scale.
Services are pending
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Men
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say
something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up
the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is
yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the
select few women who can handle the truth!
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Funny Answering machine messages
A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is
why we're not here. So leave a message.
Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me
enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your
message to myself with one of these magnets.
Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine
just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck with taking
her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you
leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
receiving messages. My owners do not need siding,
windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.
They give to charity through their office and do not
need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave
your name and number and they will get back to you.
This is not an answering machine -- this is a telepathic
thought- recording device. After the tone, think about
your name, your reason for calling and a number where
I can reach you, and I'll think about returning your call.
Hi. I am probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I
don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back,
it's you.
Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right
now. Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until
I call you back.
If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning
our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Other-
wise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a
message.
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You
feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower
and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the
tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name,
number, and a message.
Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and
will be used by us.
Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really
enjoy. Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it
left to right ... real slowly. So leave a message, and when
we're done brushing our teeth, we'll get back to you.
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Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with
the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking
chair, watching the world go by from her front porch,
with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny
afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing
here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived
an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything
for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The
prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm
living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish
I were wealthy beyond comprehension. Instantly her
rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh,
thank you, Fairy Godmother".
The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella
looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were
young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At
once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young
visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that
had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have
one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to
the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you
to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome
young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a
change in his Biological make-up that, when he stood
before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him
neither she nor the world had ever seen. The fairy
godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your
new life.
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy
godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared. For a
few eerie moments,Bob and Cinderella looked into each
other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most
beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in
her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular
arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his
warm breath as he whispered..........
(Scroll down. . . . )
"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."
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