FUN on the WEB vol 6 issue 13

Fun on the weekly web and other chuckles
Volume 6 Issue 13 April 23, 2007

Boy it sure has taken me some time to get this one together!
Working my butt off as usual so just no time. Now if I could
just dictate this while I was driving down the highway then I
could publish daily.

BTW Happy Easter, Happy Earth Day and would someone put
Sheryl Crow out of her misery please?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm

Bless this little old lady for demonstrating the proper use of a
handgun
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OKT5S00&show_article=1

Thanks to Erin for this:

There is a crisis in health freedom. On April 30, 2007 the FDA
will close the public comment period on a "Guidance" which will
classify every alternative practice as medicine so that only
licensed physicians can carry out the procedure AND vitamins,
minerals, herbs, etc., will suddenly become "untested drugs"
which will be forbidden. Bad? Real Bad! But public outcry can
stop this assault on your health and your freedom. Spread the
word!

Tell everyone in your Circle of Influence, professionals,
alternative practitioners, nutrient and herb companies,
everyone! Let them know how important their participation
is to make sure the FDA backs off from this repressive
course. Please share this link with them and urge them to
take action: http://tinyurl.com/2u7ghc
Yours in health and freedom, Rima E. Laibow,
MDMedical DirectorNatural Solutions Foundation
www.HealthFreedomUSA.org

As if the Drug Companies are not raking in huge profits now,
what happens when we can't get alternatives at the health
food store? Will the prices go down?

Take action now at http://tinyurl.com/2u7ghc

The Lost Tolkien Novel
http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1611448,00.html

Is there more to the big blowup over Imus and his big fat mouth?
Does this shut down a showcase for the Democratic politicians?
http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-imuspol13apr13,0,2734444.story?coll=la-home-headlines

and then there was a "hit and run" here
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8OFNVA00&show_article=1

About Working online
http://www.slate.com/id/2161519?nav=tap3

Do it here
http://www.google.com/a/
or http://www.openoffice.org/

How to avoid phishers
http://www.pcworld.com/article/id,130516-pg,1/article.html

Meatcake Gallery (a manly cake)
http://www.blackwidowbakery.com/demo/meatcake/gallery.html

For an explanation on Meatcake see Not Martha here
http://www.notmartha.org/archives/2007/04/11/food-stuff-3/

On to the chuckles:

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Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be
missing out on the joke of the century.

~~ Dame Edna Everage

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…. a world without humour is … Germany.

~~Shaun Micallef

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Just give me the coffee and no one gets hurt.

~~ witty quote from a calendar

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I used to think I was indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a
life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
~~ Kurt Vonnegut

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In the end, everything is a gag.
~~ Charlie Chaplin (1889 - 1977)

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Only the mediocre are always at their best.
~~ Jean Giraudoux (1882 - 1944)

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I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying
I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since
I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh...
is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And
uh... and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh...
try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.
~~ Ellen DeGeneres

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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over.
Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from
the center. ~~ Kurt Vonnegut

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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and
exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less
cleaning up to do afterward. ~~ Kurt Vonnegut

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I've learned that depression is merely anger without
enthusiasm.

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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

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Nobody knows everything. I am a nobody. Therefore I
know everything.

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