Fun on the Web vol 4 Issue 8

Fun on the weekly web and other chuckles
Volume 4 Issue 8 February 28, 2005

Well President's Day brought out a rash of political quotes
and humor so don't say I didn't warn you.

If you missed the Oscars or just didn't have three and
a half hours to blow. Here are the results:
http://movies.nytimes.com/pages/movies/oscars/index.html?excamp=GGGN2005oscar
http://www.oscars.org/
http://www.oscar.com/
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/oscars/


What a hoot! By now you have probably heard about or
seen an image of "The Gates", the latest exhibit in NYC's
Central Park by Cristo and Jeanne-Claude. If not:
http://www.christojeanneclaude.net/tg.html

Well now there is the antiCristo
http://www.not-rocket-science.com/gates.htm
with an fuller explanation here
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/02/19/arts/design/19gate.html?ex=1109134800&en=d0c255464ba0be93&ei=5070


Under the category of "now what" there is a new cell
phone virus out there.
http://www.surfsantamonica.com/ssm_site/the_lookout/news/News-2005/Feb-2005/02_23_05_Cell_Phone_Virus_Strikes_Santa_Monica.htm

Having one of those" Monday mornings? Share the
misery with others just like you.
http://www.iworkwithfools.com/

Try this huge selection of sound clips from cartoons,
movies, TV shows, comedy, spoofs, sound effects
and theme songs.
http://www.soundamerica.com

Just like real life except its free. Online game where
you are given pretend money to bet on the outcome
of current events. Categories include politics, sports,
entertainment, trials, and more.
http://www.lifebets.com/


hmmm have we all become Carrie Bradshaw . . .
it's all about shoes
http://shoeblogs.com/


If high end shoes (on sale) are your thing try
http://www.shopgco.com/
or
http://www.dswshoe.com/index.jsp
or
http://www.zappos.com/sale.zhtml


Erin sent me these photos but I thought the link
would work better. It's a church made of lego!
Really hard to believe all the work and detail here:
http://www.amyhughes.org/lego/church/


If you suffer from migraines there may be advice
here that can help:
http://managingmigraines.msn.com/article-archive.aspx

To most, physics is simply unapproachable. This site says
"NO WAY" give it a chance!
http://www.fearofphysics.com/


IN THE NEWS....
Anxious to 'include' as many minorities, religions and
disabilities as possible, the human resources department
of the University of Alberta has put up a Braille poster
outside its main office. The poster has been placed
inside a display case with a glass front.

[This is brought to you by the same geniuses who put
braille instructions on the drive up window at the bank.]

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"Choose wisely, because what you want today, may
not be what you want tomorrow!"~~ Unknown

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Things Republicans Believe

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless
you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and
you need our prayers for your recovery.

The United States should get out of the United Nations,
and our highest national priority is enforcing the U.N.
resolutions against Iraq.

Government should relax regulation of Big Business and
Big Money but crack down on individuals who use marijuana
to relieve the pain of illness.

"Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and
moving their jobs to India.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body,
but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting
all mankind without regulation.

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals
and Hillary Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the
troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and
combat pay.

Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you
someday run for governor of California as a Republican.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't
have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time
allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of the
public at heart.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk
science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him,
a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him,
a good guy when Cheney did business with him and
a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin
Laden" diversion.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support
for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages
and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades,
but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.

You support states' rights, which means Attorney General
John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives
they have a right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist,
but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.

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How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take
to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have
a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton
for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor,
standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb
Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book that
documents in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how
George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference
between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

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With the passing of Hunter S Thompson (social critic)
Here are some of his more memorable quotes:

"Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared
to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard
Nixon now that we finally need him?"

"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car
salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no
qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries
to make us uncomfortable."

"A word to the wise is infuriating."

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-
to-five hours."

"Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-
style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect"

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

"Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads?"

"Yeah, we rocked the vote all right. Those little bastards
betrayed us again." ~~H. S. Thompson, on the youth vote

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to
anyone, but they've always worked for me."

For commentary on Hunter S Thompson
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2005/02/23/notes022305.DTL&nl=fix

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"Do you think the War on Poverty is over? Why, yes, I
think it is, and the poor lost." ~~Comedian Rich Little,
impersonating Ronald Reagan at one of President Bush's
inaugural balls, prompting uproarious laughter

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Here is the real joke or is it the sorry truth?
"A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without
knowing the facts is not a person you want as your
commander in chief." ~~President Bush

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"Being lectured by the president on fiscal responsibility
is a little bit like Tony Soprano talking to me about law
and order in this country." ~~Sen. John Kerry, during
the third presidential debate

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"They don't call me Tyrannosaurus Sex for nothing."
~~Ted Kennedy

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"In a recent fire Bob Dole's library burned down. Both
books were lost. And he hadn't even finished coloring
one of them." —Jack Kemp

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"There they are. See no evil, hear no evil, and...evil."
~~Bob Dole, watching former presidents Carter, Ford
and Nixon standing by each other at a White House event

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"If ignorance goes to forty dollars a barrel, I want drilling
rights to George Bush's head." ~~Jim Hightower, former
Texas Commissioner of Agriculture, referring to the elder
Bush. If you want to hear what he has to say now:
http://hightower.fmp.com/weblog.php

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"I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to
take care of itself." ~~Ronald Reagan

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"Everything is changing. People are taking their
comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke."
~~Will Rogers

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it
everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying
the wrong remedies." ~~Groucho Marx

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"Watermelon . . . a fruit you can spit. Can life get any
better?" ~~Maxine

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"I don't have hobbies, I have interests. Hobbies cost
money. Interests are free."~~George Carlin

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"When they print the years of someone's birth and
death, can you resist figuring out how old they were?"
~~George Carlin

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"As you swim the river of life, do the breast stroke.
It helps to clear the turds from your path."
~~ George Carlin

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"They have luggage stores in airports. Who forgets their
suitcase? Have you ever seen a guy with an armload of
shirts going, 'Hurry, a suitcase?'" ~~Jay Mohr

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Thanks to Mike for
The Best Prayer I've Heard In A Long Time
Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk
who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother
who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home
to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry
and spend a few precious moments with her children.

Help us to remember that the pierced, tattooed,
disinterested young man who can't make change
correctly is a worried 19-year-old college student,
balancing his apprehension over final exams with his
fear of not getting his student loans for next semester.

Remind us, Lord, that the scary looking bum, begging
for money in the same spot every day is a slave to
addictions that we can only imagine in our worst nightmares.

Help us to remember that the old couple walking
annoyingly slow through the store aisles and blocking
our shopping progress are savoring this moment,
knowing that, based on the biopsy report she got back
last week, this will be the last year that they go shopping
together.

Heavenly Father, remind us each day that, of all the gifts
you give us, the greatest gift is love. It is not enough to
share that love with those we hold dear. Open our hearts
not to just those who are close to us, but to all humanity.
Let us be slow to judge and quick to forgive, show
patience, empathy and love.
Amen

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Thanks to Mike who sent "George Carlin's Views On Aging."
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like
to get old is when we're kids?If you're less than 10 years
old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!"You're never
thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!
That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't
hold you back.You jump to the next number ... or even
a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You
could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16!

And then the greatest day of your life you become 21.
Even the words sound like a ceremony . . .
YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh what happened there?
Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had
to throw him out. There's no fun now. You're just a sour-
dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING
40. Whoa! Put on the brakes .. it's all slipping away.
Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are
gone. But wait!!! You MAKE IT to 60. You didn't think
you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50
and MAKE IT to 60. You've built up so much speed that
you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you
HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day
is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30;
you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the
90s, you start going backwards ... "I Was JUST 92."

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over
100, you become a little kid again."I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age,
weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay "them!"
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts,
gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle
mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is
Alzheimer's. . .
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often ... long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for
breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on.The
only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.
Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love. . .whether it's ...
family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Brandy & Poker Your home is your refuge. . .
8. Cherish your health. If it is good, preserve it. If it is
unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can
improve, get help. . .
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall ... even
to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to
where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them at
every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we
take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
And if you don't send this to at least 8 people ... Who Cares?

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Thanks to Mike for WISCONSIN HUMOR!

The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.

Your best shirt has a big letter G on it.

You know how to polka, but never tried it sober.

You know what euchre and sheepshead are.

You caught a fish in Lake Michigan that glowed in the dark.

You know it's traditional for the bride and groom to go
bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.

You know that there is no ' r ' in Wausau.

You know at least a half dozen Ole and Lena jokes.

You think the start of deer season is a national holiday.

You learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels
were off your bike.

Your bank has the name of your town included in its name.

You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your
3rd birthday.

You can recognize someone from Illinois by their driving.

You buy your Christmas presents at Fleet Farm.

You check the brand of every bathroom fixture you
encounter to see if it's a Kohler.

You are a connoisseur of cheese curds, and find anyone
unfamiliar with them to be frighteningly foreign.

You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce
it "Wes-con-sin".

You own at least one cheese head.

You immediately think of fishing when you hear the
name "Shakespeare".

You spent more on beer than you did on food at your wedding.

You know that Kaukauna is NOT a Hawaiian Island.

You hear someone use the word "oof-dah" and you don't
immediately break into uncontrollable laughter.

You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a
county fair.

You know that "combine" is a noun.

You know what a FIB is.

You know that a pastie is not an article of clothing.

You let your older siblings talk you into putting your
tongue on a steel post.

You think Lutheran and Catholic are THE major religions.

You can tell the difference between "real Wisconsin cheese"
and "that Illinois stuff".

You know that creek rhymes with pick.

Your class took a field trip to a brewery. . . in second grade.

Football schedules are checked before wedding dates are set.

You can visit Luxemburg, Holland, Belgium, Denmark,
Berlin, and Poland all in one afternoon.

A Friday night date is taking your girlfriend shining for deer.

There was at least one kid in your class who had to help
milk cows in the morning. . phew!

You have driven your car on a lake.

You can make sense out of the words "upnort" and "batree".

The Packers will always be better than the Vikings, no
matter what the standings are.

You know that De Pere is not a wooden structure
extending into "Da Lake".

Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.

You can leave your ice cream in the car while you go into
Fleet Farm, and it won't melt.

You always believed that vacation meant "going up north".

You have more fishing poles than teeth.

At every wedding you have been to you have had to
dance the hoky poky & the chicken dance.

You turn and look when someone shouts "hey, 'ski"!

You know what a bubbler is.

Your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar.

The local gas station sells live bait.

At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat
processing plant.

You know what "farmer's arms" are.

You laugh out loud every time you see a news report
about a blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.

Your mom asks, "Were you born in a barn?" and you
know exactly what she means.

You include beer as one of the major food groups.

You saved the Zebco website as one of your favorites.

You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

FFA was the most popular club in high school.

You've seen a Hodag, or, at least you think that's what it was.

You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

Your sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

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Thanks to Mike for this naughty but funny one
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk,
they connect, they end up leaving together. They get
back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely
packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There
are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and
hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, carefully placed
in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he
had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them
and she was immediately touched by the amount of
thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf,
medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle
shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way
along the top shelf. She found it strange for a young
bloke to have such a large a collection of Teddy bears,
especially one that's so extensive, but doesn't mention
this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his
sensitive side.

All the while thinking to herself, "Oh bless! Maybe this
guy could be the one! Maybe he could father my children?"

She turns to him. They kiss... and then they rip each
other's clothes off and make hot steamy love. After
an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the
afterglow, the woman rolls over, strokes his chest
and asks coyly, "Well, how was it?"

The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the
bottom shelf."

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Thanks to Amanda for sending me

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down
by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend
to his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and
locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs nointroduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something
that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy,
but now I can see your nuts.

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Thanks to Amanda for this:
HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing
"good morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody
needs to slap the shit out of her"...
You need to pray at work.

When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting
in 5 minutes," and you think, "what the f..k do they want
now?".....You need to pray at work.

When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you
want to say,"which one of you sons of bitches turned off
my computer?".....You need to pray at work.

When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and
a third person comes in and says, "well at my last office...",
and you want to throw a stapler at him......
You need to pray at work.

When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first
thing that crosses your mind is, "what the hell does this
bitch want now?"and you try to hide underneath your
desk......... You need to pray at work.

When you are asked to stay late and help do someone
else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is,
"both of y'all can kiss my ass!!".... You need to pray at work.

When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone
who stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only
to go DOWN one floor, and you say "that lazy bastard"......
You need to pray at work.

When you take some vacation time and come back to find
a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no
one else would do it and you think,"sorry ass
M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.

If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching,
slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with......
You need to pray at work.

If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing
to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life
story ........ You need to pray at work.

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS.

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Thanks to Amanda for this one too:
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with
those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But
this week I got a call from the contractor complaining
that his work had been completed a whole year ago and
I had yet to pay for them. Boy oh boy, did we go around!

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what
his fast talking, sales guy had told me last year...that in
one year the windows would pay for themselves. There
was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up
and I haven't heard back.

Guess I won that stupid argument !

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More from Amanda
There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos.
During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers
contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash. Some are
sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win. Since
there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send
all the chips into the diocese for sorting. Once sorted for
the respective casino the chips belong to, one junior priest
takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos
turning chips into cash. And he is known as ...

Are you ready? You're going to love this-

The CHIP-MONK

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Thanks to Erin for these great quotes from women:
(both famous and not so famous)

"Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what
the hell happened."~~Cora Harvey Armstrong

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
usually shut her up with cookies."

"The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy."
~~Helen Hayes (at 73)

"I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as
stray eyebrows."~~Janette Barber

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."
~~Lily Tomlin

"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never
owned a car."~~Carrie Snow

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with
your girlfriends."~~Laurie Kuslansky

"My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint."
~~Erma Bombeck

"Old age ain't no place for sissies."~~Bette Davis

"A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do
what he can't."~~Rhonda Hansome

"The phrase "working mother"! is redundant."~~Jane Sellman

"Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the
windows."~~Jennifer Unlimited

"Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
~~Charlotte Whitton

"Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your
body starts falling apart."~~Caryn Leschen

"I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days
attack me at once."~~Jennifer Unlimited

"If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a
horrible warning."~~Catherine

"When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for
two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And
they called ME slow!"~~Kathy Buckley

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know
I'm not dumb --and I'm also not blonde."~~Dolly Parton

"If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them."
~~Sue Grafton

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on."
~~Roseanne Barr

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country."~~Elayne Boosler

"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
~~Maryon Pearson

"In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want
anything done, ask a woman."~~Margaret Thatcher

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine
marriage and a career."~~Gloria Steinem

"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I
keep his house."~~Zsa Gabor

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission."
~~Eleanor Roosevelt-

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